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Cops Demotivational Poster

DON'T LIKE COPS - Next time you are in trouble, try calling a crackhead ...

TAGS: dont like cops call c******d
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by Budog

Macumazahn - February 28, 2013, 6:14 pm
That "stack" or "caterpillar" tactic has always worried the heck out of me. ONE grenade, ONE five-second burst from an AK...
steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:00 am
Ummm...not to nitpick but I think a bigger concern is the huge window on the flank that none of them are paying attention to.
Budog - August 12, 2012, 6:30 pm
Definitely makes the cover and *** as you advance a little rough to do, and a nice big target rich environment, but still a cool picture.
5150monkeylove - August 10, 2012, 3:52 pm
I still will give you 5 crack rocks. But as a former LEO, the first thing I noticed was the wonderful bowling pin set up.
Budog - August 8, 2012, 3:36 am
Look closer at the picture. They are entering an alley way. So who is to say the rear/entrance to the alley was not covered by other officers.
vlad9885 - August 7, 2012, 7:09 pm
Clearing rooms 101 last person in the stack covers the entry way while the others clear the area. 5badges from a former LEO
Budog - June 22, 2012, 7:08 am
Well, maybe their six is covered already...
robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:12 am
idk, i think they need some more training because they have arent covering their six...
Budog - April 28, 2012, 11:41 am
Well MashMashi, if I am being held hostage by some tweeker I want a highly trained group like officers to come save my six...
MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 10:46 am
But its ph**os like this that people don't like cops
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:06 pm

Thank you, Budog!~~

STUPID HIPPY - If you were at work this would not have happened.

TAGS: hippy occupy protest cops pepperspray
Rating: 3.33/5

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TerrorAustralis - June 5, 2012, 4:18 am
in soviet russia, propaganda creates YOU. seriously though, mislabelling protesters as hippies shouldnt be an excuse for something which REALLY belongs on politifake, regardless of how funny/true it is
Tarapin - June 4, 2012, 3:50 pm
Oh god! I've been corrupted by my kids! I can't believe I actually said that...or that I actually recognized the character!
Tarapin - June 4, 2012, 3:42 pm
Is that Hermoine?
djinnyf - March 30, 2012, 4:36 pm
Luv the comments, guys... xx
Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 1:05 am
Job? You mean the ones the CEO's have shipped to China? The ones where they pay the employees 1 dollar a day, and no health, no safety, no retirement, and any talk of unions is a 12 year prison sentence. THAT JOB?
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 6:45 pm
Wasn't that the Berkely incident where it was mostly college students?
Greeny - December 7, 2011, 11:04 pm
what hippy?
calvin5040 - December 7, 2011, 7:19 pm
what jobs?

BITING THE HAND... - Pretty freakin' literally.

AT TIMES LIKE THIS - It's best to just stick to your story. "Fine. Arrest me if you want, but I was just trying to get you guys laid."

TAGS: ironic cops police service the men the tattoo commands it
Rating: 4.44/5

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Bartimaeus - February 23, 2010, 12:31 am
Thanks, lol. I'm thinking about getting the same tattoo. Cops need all the help they can get.
Skatastic - February 22, 2010, 7:14 pm
Now, that sir, is a truely dedicated citizen. 5 mexican advertisers for you sir.

ONLY IN TEXAS - God bless 'em

TAGS: texas cops
Rating: 4.41/5

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steve1961 - February 26, 2013, 3:58 pm
Brown people? You mean UPS? Some of my best friends are UPS employees.
Rishi - February 26, 2013, 10:37 am
Yea, I love how Southerners f***ing hate us New Yorkers, but when you want something you'll use our dead citizens and firemen and cops as an excuse. You don't care about the people who died in 9/11 you just use it to hate on Brown people.
CANADA - January 22, 2010, 3:34 pm
cops should have that right
Bovee - January 22, 2010, 2:21 pm
its funny cause where i am from the guy is black and it takes place in L.A. but still a great one.
phydeaux - January 22, 2010, 2:16 pm
I now have coffee running out my nose...5 night sticks for you!

IRONIC TATTOOES - Make Patrolman Adamson smile

TAGS: cops tattoo
Rating: 3.47/5

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barockeva - March 12, 2009, 8:00 pm
But the police was such a great band...
agdaniele - February 28, 2009, 3:27 pm
I'd like to buy an "E" Pat.



TAGS: black cops
Rating: 2.93/5

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rerun - February 19, 2010, 8:34 pm

he ain't kosher either
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:23 pm
ooooooo I'm telling your Rabi!
rerun - February 19, 2010, 8:20 pm

well I love my bacon.
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:12 pm
DWB? What's wrong with being "Down with Bacon?" Isn't everyone?
rerun - February 19, 2010, 8:08 pm

It is a sad that in many places "DWB" is a fact of life.
rerun - February 19, 2010, 8:07 pm

probably got approved by accident, and btuis, racism is not funny. Maybe you should walk a mile in another mans shoes before you laugh at him
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 8:05 pm
fagfagfagfagfagfagfagfag oh fagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfag ah fagfagfagfagfagfag
CANADA - February 19, 2010, 7:50 pm
how was this approved?
btuis - February 19, 2010, 7:47 pm
hahahahahahahahahahahaha oh hahahahahahahahahahahahah ah hahahahahahaha
OMGOSH - August 11, 2009, 9:43 pm

AMERICAS LAW ENFORCEMENT PROFESSIONALS - Keeping The Streets Safe And the Donut Shops Safer


SWAT - When you know you're bad-ass


COPS - Always on the Job

HAVE I... - told you about this great little Do-nut shop I found the other day ??


AUSSIE COPS - Do it with style !!

TAGS: aussie cops style van racing ford holden
Rating: 2.5/5

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666 - June 13, 2009, 6:29 am
nice paddy wagon


PERSUASION - "Can you open your mouth wide and keep it shut at the same time?"

TAGS: cops sh**gun
Rating: 3.71/5

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GINGERS - Thats right round them up, and lock them up!! Somebody get a rope!!

TAGS: gingers g 20 protestoers rioters cops police swat
Rating: 2.71/5

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lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:38 pm
most people that have those stupid peace signs are hypocrites
Pacifist - September 29, 2009, 8:54 pm
Awe, and she even has all those peace signs on her shirt.
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 8:33 pm
Unless she's with PETA, she's a keeper.

LAST CHANCE LARDASS - Did You Eat The Baby ?

COPS - Protecting us from donuts since 1845

WONDER - Have you ever looked at a stupid person and pictured them trying to rob a Dunkin' Donuts?

TAGS: cops dunkin donuts stupidity
Rating: 4.29/5

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Ism - June 14, 2012, 6:12 pm
True Story: a man saw someone walk into a bank w/ a gun. So he followed drew his gun placed it to the robbers head telling him to freeze. Then the other 15 Agents in bank drew their guns. Bank was across steet from FBI building in DC... it was payday...

good cops -

TAGS: most cops are good cops
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 7, 2014, 4:58 pm
Thanks, Edge!
Thedge - December 7, 2014, 4:05 pm
Good point to mention, Mizzy. Hope the media grabs it. 5L
mizzdizz - December 6, 2014, 11:25 pm
Thanks G. O,! Just wondering, is the capital O stand for a pleasurable moment? LOL! Life's more fun when you have a dirty mind! Hope that wasn't offensive!
GaryO - December 6, 2014, 7:52 am
mizzdizz - December 6, 2014, 2:15 am
Thanks, crazy monkey!
5150monkeylove - December 6, 2014, 1:40 am
This is awesome!

Excuse me, police? -

TAGS: cops cat stupid calls
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 30, 2015, 2:09 pm
thanks, guys!
concern3 - May 30, 2015, 1:28 pm
excellent, very funny a 5er
GaryO - May 30, 2015, 12:30 pm


TAGS: us mall cops
Rating: 4.93/5

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TAGS: cops dawgs funny
Rating: 3.1/5

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sickartist - January 25, 2010, 5:31 am
Nice one 5L

VAMPIRE HUNTING - Is there anything, this COP can't DO?!!

DUI/DWI Police -

Sweden -

TAGS: cops sweden h** babe pretty
Rating: 4.8/5

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JesusWept - August 7, 2013, 8:35 am
On the surface yes. Underneath it's bigot heaven LOL
trbecome - August 6, 2013, 2:26 pm
True. But don't say it loud there. It's the most politically correct society in the world.
JesusWept - August 6, 2013, 10:08 am
OOPS! Lmao
JesusWept - August 6, 2013, 10:07 am
Oh yes! They can also shoot hollow point bullets at unarmed suspects and get away with it. Anyway, 5 L's :)
JesusWept - August 6, 2013, 10:07 am
Oh yes! They can also shoot hollow point bullets at unarmed suspects and get away with it. Anyway, 5 L's :)

love is a battlefield -

POLICE - They're not ALL pepper-spray brandishing d-bags I hope you're taking notes Occupy Wallstreet Cops

POLICE PURSUITS - This is how they ought to be handled.

TAGS: monster truck cops fail owned
Rating: 3/5

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shave me neel - July 6, 2009, 7:31 pm
i wanna get f***ed in the arse
shave me neel - July 6, 2009, 7:30 pm
im g**
ya mother - July 6, 2009, 7:30 pm
f*** yeah

SPIDERMAN - They always said they would do it

N0OBZ - Our world is full of them

TAGS: dumb cops
Rating: 2.5/5

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Reason - January 30, 2010, 3:41 pm
Cops are trained to not put their finger on the trigger unless they are certain they are going to shoot someone in the next few seconds.

It's Not Real -

TAGS: cops racism police guns justice
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - August 24, 2014, 2:45 pm
The fire may have been out of control - but he shouldn't have been playing with it

so,you want to kill a cop? -

THE FUTURE OF LAW ENFORCEMENT - Given the current national budget, anyway.

IN PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CHINA - Law enforcement is heavily motorized.

TAGS: cops
Rating: 4.13/5

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Rhovanmark - January 24, 2012, 12:49 pm
I like it, but then again i have a hangover so i'm lucky i can understand anything right now...
rodangol - January 23, 2012, 7:57 pm
no motors, but they do seem to be armed
mariand - January 23, 2012, 4:50 pm
suzie, when you'll stop with posters for lazy brains?...


TAGS: g** guys kissing and the cops that may not want to protect them
Rating: 3.75/5

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Jmac0585 - March 30, 2010, 9:48 am
I just appreciate that the satire in this was appreciated.

INSTANTANEOUS - After much criticism, the local Police Department finally gives a big boost to their accident response time.


F*ck -

UNDERCOVER COPS - They stick out like a sore thumb.

DANNY - Has not made his quota in months.

TAGS: cops danny
Rating: 3.71/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 20, 2015, 2:20 am
Awesome po5ter! Reminds me of Comedian Mike Armstrong who was an ex-officer, he's got some hillarious stories about his days on the force.
rerun - January 28, 2010, 6:21 pm

if you look hard enough, he is on a computer
LogicDude - January 28, 2010, 3:37 pm
Danny doesn't have a quota anymore...he gets to write as many tickets as he wants to now!

RUBBING IT IN - It's never a good idea, even when you are the PO-PO.

TAGS: lambo crash fail owned police cops
Rating: 2.9/5

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schreiber2011 - August 29, 2011, 5:42 am
they bought more than one, makes no sense buy only one fast car for police
jjleung - January 27, 2011, 8:51 pm
the number plates are different... me thinks it might not be the same car...
Ficher - December 23, 2009, 12:10 pm
i think he let the woman drive the car :/


TAGS: cops
Rating: 2.67/5

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STATE POLICE... - keeping us safe from speeders for decades...but real cops fight crime...

TAGS: cops
Rating: 2.38/5

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maoworks2 - November 22, 2012, 12:18 pm
Sorry About The Spelling Life.
maoworks2 - November 22, 2012, 10:13 am
They Put Their Live On The Line Ever Day.
MPsniper - November 22, 2012, 7:57 am
remember, the job of the police is NOT to protect the individual citizen, but to protect society as a whole. its YOUR job to protect yourself. the police usually follow up on crimes already committed.

OH SWEET! - Do I get to wear those cool cuffs, too?!


TAGS: cops
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by flint

BATTLE OF SEATTLE - They Were Asking For It

POLICE INTIMIDATION - like the ants crawling for your food... they will keep coming back.

TAGS: cops sense 1901
Rating: 2.67/5

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phantom2romeo - March 2, 2012, 11:03 pm
thank you
carebear - March 2, 2012, 11:51 am
(carebear BANNED)

COPS - Even in the future there on your back EVERY WHERE

TAGS: cops every where
Rating: 2.5/5

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Verdeckt - October 26, 2011, 4:14 pm


TAGS: cops law merry round dumb
Rating: 2.18/5

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Reality Lord - January 31, 2011, 9:49 pm

first motifake ever so you made it in...congrats. now do some homework and get better dude.



TAGS: cops
Rating: 1.9/5

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TAGS: drugs cops
Rating: 1.87/5

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David A - February 4, 2010, 12:37 pm
They take all of ours so they can have a "NICE" weekend! d*** PIGGIES

T1000 - You will never have to iron your uniform again.

TAGS: police cops
Rating: 1.75/5

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TAGS: dumb cops
Rating: 1.58/5

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Faceplant31 - April 22, 2010, 12:04 pm
Benny, don't worry about it. We all have our first fakes also don't mind yeo he is usually rather drunk and obscene. Put it this way no one else listens to him. Just slow down and think funny
Bennyhannah - April 22, 2010, 11:06 am
This was my first one.(Motifake, that is) There's a better caption somewhere, but I already burned this ph**o. Sorry. @yeodawg: Yeah, I kinda figured, but it's not in the pic.
[email protected] - April 20, 2010, 7:31 pm
Well seeing how many guyz have collected the image of the top of her head........ He's got a TAT or birthmark on the back of his head that the witness can identify.
Woodywood03a - April 20, 2010, 6:33 pm
Somehow, I am not laughing.

Free Fuel -

TAGS: free fuel cops syphon
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 18, 2014, 11:01 am
I remember wanting to steal the hubcaps off of a copcar while it was occupied, watching traffic, when I was in the eighth grade! Luckily, the opportunity never presented itself.
lgvernon - February 17, 2014, 11:00 pm

I so love that the unit # is right above this kid's head.



In Pursuit -

TAGS: donuts police cops
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 1, 2013, 2:31 am
Oh, I see what you did there.

destroy that hard drive -

Sometimes,the only way out goes straight through -

Police Brutality -


TAGS: salt battery i cant believe my own brother called the cops
Rating: 4.64/5

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BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 3:07 pm
Excellent...I'll have to remember that next time. 5 Poodles
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 12:52 am
Wise words from Cubby..... "bear"
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 12:49 am
Boyfriends tend to overreact 5/5
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 12:39 am
I was young, and got caught with my hand in the cookie jar. Cookie didn't mind, but her boyfriend did
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 12:36 am
You got off light! 5L!

shoot my dog -

TELEVISED HIGH SPEED PURSUITS - When routine traffic stops escalate into what law enforcement quaintly terms, "A cluster..."


TAGS: moderators standards cops
Rating: 4.23/5

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GreyScorpion - September 3, 2010, 9:11 am
I'm sorry Icono, but it's those d*** doughnuts they keep sending me! mmmm, blueberry doughnuts....omnomnom.
Iconoclast - September 3, 2010, 7:24 am
While we may not always appreciate the work of the Mods, the observance of basic rules is an essential for any community, lest it dissolve in anarchy. Thanks for your efforts, even when mystifying to the rest of us.
agdaniele - September 3, 2010, 1:26 am
Touche - 5



C.H.P. - Can't Handle Policework

Dirty Cops -

ENTRAPMENT ... - Beware Of Undercover Cops!

TAGS: cops
Rating: 3/5

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GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 10:27 am

COPS - Law enforcement never looked so good.

TAGS: cops law woman
Rating: 2.91/5

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Epic Wins - September 29, 2008, 1:02 pm
yumm :)
Con - June 10, 2008, 12:40 pm
No, she looks Dutch.
Con - June 10, 2008, 4:36 am
I'm guilty as charged, ma'm. Cuff me! Take me down!
Carnex - June 10, 2008, 3:14 am
I think she is an Aussie.

SORRY OFFICER - All I said was there is a big horses ass at the party.

TAGS: cops
Rating: 2.88/5

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COPS FOLLOW ME... - Because sometimes you just want to break the law!

TAGS: corvette cops law car
Rating: 2.27/5

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CANADA - September 18, 2009, 12:41 am
im a major **** disturber, and its a small town
CANADA - September 18, 2009, 12:40 am
a little of both
MrRandom - September 17, 2009, 8:10 pm
Infamous or small town?
CANADA - September 17, 2009, 7:56 pm
dozen cops in my home town,and they all know me by name
Informator - September 17, 2009, 7:12 pm
this is an awesome car :D
MO - August 10, 2009, 5:17 pm
MO - August 10, 2009, 5:16 pm
And the a**clown is the commenter below me and not to author of this poster.....
MO - August 10, 2009, 5:14 pm
Hey admin? Got a request. Can someone stomp this a**clowns pee pee? I'f you take a look at his aliases, EVERY single one of them is full of hate, BS and useless Timmy talk. I'm sure that his comments will provide enough to slap some sense into him...thnkx
Wat the Fuuuukkk - August 10, 2009, 4:31 pm
(USER BANNED - for racist comments)
Orly the Master - April 26, 2009, 2:48 pm
d*** this car is off the hook! R U selling?

BOVINE PROFILING - It's a fact. Black ones commit more crimes

Outgunned -

DOUGHNUTS - you fail spelling. Even in America, it is spelled 'Donuts'

TAGS: cops doughnuts
Rating: 1.67/5

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lolman - August 16, 2009, 10:31 pm
Seriously you fat seppo ****, why do all you yanks a**ume cos you spell it that way it's correct? seriously, please dont pro-create you dumb f***.
NREEEOW - December 25, 2008, 10:44 pm
got to teh wearhuos an ge a lfe?
ZOMGHACKS - December 25, 2008, 10:43 pm
I hate language douchebags like this guy and guy below me. o no i spelin an gramerin rong wat wil i do
Tony - September 10, 2008, 1:48 pm
You fail spelling? Umm, you fail grammar. Not even gonna continue the tunnel...


TAGS: black g** holmes gangster cops
Rating: 1.64/5
DZ - March 9, 2009, 8:58 pm
Man you fail twice. First, "Holmes" is someones name it's spelt "Homes", Holmey? wtf? Secondly you need a picture of latin folks they're the ones who use it you ja****s. Get it right.

Domestic Disturbance -

TAGS: cops
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 8, 2015, 4:05 am
Of course now she has to mop the floor again. The cops are in for a loooong night! Too funny! Luv it! 5 L!

real men in baltimore -

TAGS: shield protect community cops riots
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 4:36 pm
The media is so focused on the bad things that happened, that that's all we hear about. They refuse to tell us about the acts of heroism, even though the good far out weighs the bad and the stories are actually more interesting. Thanks, RL! 5 f***t*** L!


Got Pulled Over Today -

TAGS: police cops marriage speeding driving
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - March 26, 2016, 12:38 am
Thank you. :)
mizzdizz - March 25, 2016, 9:06 am
Nice rework on an old favorite---love this joke every time I hear it! ^!!!!!


TAGS: cops
Rating: 5/5

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Zeul - June 27, 2017, 7:48 pm
Oh Snap .... Ducking Backlash!!
JesusWept - June 27, 2017, 8:21 am
Cern entertaining the girls. Nice. You forgot Vernie ;)

Riot In The Making -

TAGS: cops police riot
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 7, 2016, 11:26 pm
No riot shields---kid's just the right height to get them in the whosits--^!!!
MissPriss - March 7, 2016, 8:42 pm
Tee hee!


TAGS: cops
Rating: 5/5

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skeezixmcgurk - February 22, 2017, 9:05 am
Profiling starts early.

Pennywise -


Party -

You're it! -

TAGS: being chased by the cops or as i like to call it just another drama day weekend
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 10:45 pm
ROTFL!!!! Would that be taser tag, by any chance? 5L

Good Neighbour -

TAGS: neighbour police cops pepper spray
Rating: 5/5

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MashiMashi - November 7, 2016, 2:45 pm
i got ban hammered for upvoting...but yes the cop can now get them for distracted driving
mizzdizz - October 7, 2016, 9:37 pm
That's why you pay the neighbor's nauseatingly cute, frilly, prissy, adorable 6-8 year old daughter to hold the sign! ^!

Pepper Spray -

TAGS: hippie cops police pepper spray
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 24, 2015, 1:00 am
And JesusWept? Coincidence? 5L bloody not likely...teehee.
mizzdizz - October 22, 2015, 10:32 pm
I'm with the bystanders----JAW DROPPED!!!!!! I recognize the agency---this man no longer has a job---guarantee it!!!!!!! At the same time, organic pepper spray---ROTFL!!!!!! 5 L for the pic, 5 L for the LOL!

controlling the local wildlife -

TAGS: cops wildlife
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - October 21, 2015, 6:22 am
This would be even funnier if the cop were "herding" a group of fursuiters

Feburary 22nd -

real men -


TAGS: cops
Rating: 4.8/5

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mizzdizz - August 8, 2015, 8:34 pm
Most nudists? You really don't want to see them n****(shudder!) The po-po be desperate though! LUV ALL the jokes! 5L
JesusWept - August 8, 2015, 1:06 pm
LMAO!! Brilliant! L L L L L